The only way to Rick Santorum’s heart is through a transvaginal ultrasound
– Steven Colbert (via icannotevenwilliamshatner) Via poop.8oh5:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but…
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
Via Social Uprooting
God is mad. He’s decided that the 2 billion christians attending church every Sunday isn’t enough attention, and he wants more! As the scripture says: “If thy children do not forward thy chain mails, they will burn in hell for all eternity forever!” - Luke 13:37. That’s right, so forward this now or an anthropomorphised goat will torture you until the end of time.
About me
Confined and restrained by monotony.
